LESSONS FOR ALL #AFRICAN PARENTS "Dear Dad".



Dad finds a terrifying letter fron his son on his bed. This is absolutely priceless!

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the was made nicely and everythig was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "DAD".

with worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:


"Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I didn't want to fight with Mom and you.
I've fallen in love with Suzie.
she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, her motorcycle clothes and the huge difference between our ages.
But it is not only the passion, Dad. She's also pregnant. Suzie said we will be very happy. 
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children together.
Suzie has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we wan. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Sizie can get better, She sure deserves it!
Don't worry dad, I am 15 and I know how to take of care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love,

Your son Joshua.

P.S:
Dad , none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

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This is dedicated to all African parents, whose wards might have performed bellow expectation in the just concluded #WAECE, #BECE, #JAMB and all other exams, 
REMEMBER, #EXAMINATION IS NOT THE BEST TEST OF KNOWLEDGE.

Be Patient with THEM.




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